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Joke of the Day

"Kristen Stewart seems like one of those missing milk carton kids who was raised by their kidnapper."

"What came first, internet porn or ""clear all search history""?"

"A Geeky One Why would The Doctor and Storm get along? Because he is the heart of the storm."

"Meant to text a girl ""Wanna hang?"" Wrote ""Wanna gang?"" She wrote ""Sure."" I've got some serious decisions to make."

"Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him ""go big or go home"", he only had one option."

"One day I'd like to donate to the porn industry for all the free porn I've watched. They've gotten me through some hard times."

"how do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."

"Two Condoms are walking past a gay bar... ... one turns to the other and says, ""Wanna go get shit faced?"""

"Toasts are like parents... If they are black, you have nothing to eat"

"something we all think is funny. Everybody thinks a pussy fart is funny, right?"