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Joke of the Day
"What can't I find on the internet? My keys"
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"Sometimes I run across a room really fast so a spider sees me out of the corner of its eye and spends the evening worrying where I've gone."
"Jehovah's Witnesses door-to-door success rate would be a lot higher if they partnered up with the Girl Scouts & started selling cookies ..."
"What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? Straight talk."
"Why did the butter maker not tell anybody his secret recipe? He was afraid they'd spread it around."
"Me: oil change plz Toyota: it'll be $39 Me: cool heres my $2 off coupon 4 hrs later T: ur steering wheel fell off total is $2900 sign here"
"There's a new machine at my gym. I used it, but after an hour I started feeling sick... It's got Snickers, cheetos, Peanuts... Everything!"
"Whoever put the 'b' in subtle was a clever bastard."
"DYK Mozart never suffered from stress He always kept his composer."
"""Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated."" Thank you news-anchor. It's my first summer."