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Joke of the Day

"What can't I find on the internet? My keys"

"Do you guys know the story of Flip Flap the Giraffe? It's a giraffe, walking in the savannah. All of a sudden, an helicopter comes by and..... flip flap the giraffe!"

"I'm angry that only one company makes the game monopoly."

"What's the worst part about seeing 4 black people go off a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac seats 5."

"I bought a 12 pack of condoms the other day. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag, I said ""Nah, I'll just turn the lights off""."

"What's Brown & Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"What's the difference between a robber and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch"

"I woke up to find.. the train I was on had turned into a Pencil. I didn't try to use the toilet though because your not meant to go whilst the train's stationary."

"How do you know if you have an underbite? When your eating pussy and it tastes like shit"

"Do not open is the most annoying clickbait title."