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Joke of the Day
"Angry kids are like toys. Wind them up and watch them go."
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"How do you make a hormone? You pay her. (This was told at my pharmacy school. We laughed and then felt shame afterwards.)"
"Going out in my hometown tonight. Hope my old bullies are really impressed by my parody twitter accounts."
"Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures? In a photo albumen..."
"When people talk to me I cut them right off and say ""I don't believe a god damn thing you just said"" then start making otter noises."
"Don't trust an atom... They make up everything."
"I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."
"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."