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Joke of the Day
"How does a mathematician solve constipation? Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber."
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"still waiting for a Discovery Channel ""How It's Made"" episode on babies. otherwise i fear i'll never figure it out"
"Learning someone led a double life would hard to process because yes, they betrayed you, but wow, think about those organizational skills"
"Is Google a woman? I can't even finish a sentence without it coming up with other suggestions."
"This orange juice says shake well before drinking. *shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens beer"
"Got an A on my paper... Time to write the rest of it"
"Why were the yearbook students expelled? They shot the whole school."
"Umlaut is a pretty fancy word for what are basically just letter nipples."
"He told her that trees blossom in her presence. What he meant was that she scares the sap back up into them."
"""Just Be yourself"" is something I rarely hear from people who know me well."