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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about having a dog lick peanut butter off your balls? Finishing."
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"What did the priest say at the salad bar? Lettuce pray."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... and says ""Oh dammit some asshole has my pen!"""
"math and sex math is like sex you add the people, subtract the clothes, you divide and hope you don't multiply."
"I have a dog named Lucky... Sometimes he escapes so we have to go get Lucky. And sometimes it'll be dark out so we'll be up all night to get Lucky."
"Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison? You know he's guilty."
"He told me he was uncomfortable dating someone with so much inflatable furniture."
"Have you guys heard about the Indian coat check? His name was Mahatma Coat."
"In all fairness, Trump can't release his tax returns At least not until Putin sends him his W2s."
"Why is dog man's best friend? Because it's the only way to have a bitch that doesn't talk."