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Joke of the Day

"I have a dog named Lucky... Sometimes he escapes so we have to go get Lucky. And sometimes it'll be dark out so we'll be up all night to get Lucky."

"Me: pretty much any name can be unisex My son Stephanie: I hate you dad"

"My New Year's Resolution is to lose 10 pounds Only 13 more to go"

"Where do go when you are cold? - The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)"

"A man had a stroke and lost the use of the left side of his body. He's all right now."

"What do you call a homosexual Hispanic peeping tom? Peeko-da-guyo."

"Eye of the Tiger came on the radio and I got so excited the macaroni salad I was making is all over the walls and the cat has a black eye."

"Why can't a blonde dial 911 ? She can't find the eleven."

"I would make a sexist joke But that would be wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"What do you call a blond standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."