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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion? David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen"

"What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together? A Nguyen Nguyen situation."

"3 legged Dog A 3 legged dog walks into an old western salon, looks around, and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""

"The cemetery by my house is soo popular... ...people are dying to get in."

"Speed dating has nothing to do with drugs. I know that now."

"You have the perfect face for radio."

"(JOKE).""KERMIT THE FROG"" vanndukeandsammy sammy:what is kermit the frog favorite food?....vann duke: I don't know,tell me what is kermit the frog favorite food?....sammy:french flies!"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who do and those who dont"

"A Lawyer walks into a bar Well, technically, he wasn't a lawyer yet..."

"What's a Jihadist Muslims least favorite sex position? The Eiffel tower"