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Joke of the Day

"Here's how it is done Daniel Tosh I told a pregnant woman a joke about rape and she still got a kick out of it"

"I was driving on the highway and seen a sign that read ""Next Rest Area, 10 Miles"" That's a pretty big rest area"

"There's a ghost in the house! CALL DR.BOO!"

"I once fell in love with an English Teacher.... ...I wrote her a love letter and she corrected it."

"Two nuns are sitting on a park bench... Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach."

"How to catch an elephant Dig a big hole Fill it with ashes Sprinkle peas on top When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole."

"My new thai girlfriend said ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one though."

"I'm no Peyton Manwich, but I'm not afraid of putting a little sports juice on my hands, bending over and hutting the ball to myself"

"I'm not a fan of anal sex with the deceased any more. In fact I only did it once in a blue moon."

"Hey everyone look I'm really sorry because I know we JUST buried the casket but I'm 75% sure my wallet fell in there and I was wondering if"