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Joke of the Day
"Tweets What's the difference between a tweet and a twat? One makes the other."
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"""Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?"" -guy who invented ketchup packets"
"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
"My little brother wished for bigger family gatherings So I listed my single uncles on dating websites. ""You want aunts? That's how you get aunts."""
"What did one Snow Man say to the other? Hey, you smell carrots?"
"A spokesman for Kelloggs says the company now fears the recent incident may be the work of a cereal offender."
"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits"
"Don't you hate it when people attach little steering wheels to their penises? It drives me nuts."
"I ought to start doing more with my weekends than just sit at home drinking beer, jacking off to porno mags and playing minesweeper. I do enough of those things at work."
"Knock, knock jokes You know, the person who made knock knock jokes really deserves a no-bell prize!"