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Joke of the Day
"Honey, we should really think about becoming parents. I mean, we've already had the kids."
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"My friend made a joke about terrorist hijacking planes I rated it 9/11"
"Beethoven:Who wants to hear some Symphonies? *crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!"
"Neil Armstrong v. Michael Jackson What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong ACTUALLY walked on the moon and Michael Jackson raped children."
"Did you hear about the fire man who lost his job? He was laid off."
"It's impossible to rekindle an old flame... ... the restraining order and lifelong lighter ban saw to that."
"How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay? I got the f out of the way."
"What does a cow and 9/11 have in common? We love to milk the shit out of it"
"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? A boooooooooooobjob"
"Niggas Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"