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Joke of the Day
"I dont always roll a joint... But when I do its my ankle."
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"How do you offend a white person? Tell him he cant tell racist jokes."
"What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone? 9gag"
"This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher."
"Roses are red violets are take your clothes off"
"It's 2012. We're supposed to have flying cars and stuff. But no... Just pajamas that look like jeans."
"That guy who just spent 2 hours washing and waxing his sportscar looks like a douche. C'mon boys, you know what to do. - Birds, probably"
"What does hitler say when he stubs his toe? Aushwitz"
"[my 1st day as a doctor] I can't find a pulse [patient] that's a trashcan. I'm over here [me] hold on, I think this trashcan is dying"
"Jesus was definitely a black man. He never once saw his father"