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Joke of the Day
"Jesus was definitely a black man. He never once saw his father"
Next Joke
"I'm about to pound some meat. Sadly this is not a euphemism. Again. *sigh*"
"Thanks, baby Jesus, for helping me get that new job instead of helping millions of children find water and food. I know it was a tough call."
"What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots."
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children""... ... and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair exchange"""
"Vladislav? ... .. Baby don't hurt me, Don't hurt me, no more"
"When someone tells me how old their kid is in months, I ask them to rephrase it in days, so they know what I just went through."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Hakeem. Hakeem who? Hakeem in like a wrecking ball!!!"
"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making head lines...."
"Never throw a battery at someone You'll get charged with battery"