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Joke of the Day

"HER: I'm leaving you ME: But why? HER: There's just no chemistry between us anymore CHEMISTRY: Wow, I'm like right here"

"Why were the dinosaurs so big? Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures"

"Nuts What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""

"*mugger pulls a knife* Mugger: gimme your money Me: well this night took a SHARP turn *later* Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs"

"Cac mau ong ho nu ep mang en su sang trong quy phai cho chi em ong ho nu 2015"

"What's the most popular type of car in Turkey? Coupe"

"I wanted to have a threesome.. ..but then I came to the realization, if I wanted to disappoint two people I'd just have dinner with my parents."

"Warning: 18+ 19"

"""Hello?"" ""Hi it's me"" ""Oh hi me"""

"Apple recently changed the gun emoji into a water pistol emoji... Meanwhile Microsoft has just changed their toy blaster emoji into a real gun shots fired i guess"