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Joke of the Day
"What car does Catwoman drive? A Purrgeot."
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"if Trump played classical pianoa Would he grab it by Debussy?"
"Interesting Fact: By the year 2020 all actors on American TV shows will be Australian."
"I love the smell of my f5 key... It is very refreshing"
"Has anyone's leg ever become pregnant with puppies?"
"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."
"An Investigator would also be a good name for a crocodile with tons of venture capital. FYI, i know the difference between the two but it doesn't sound right with a word echo."
"It's weird how we are all here because of boners"
"If Claudia Schiffer married Brains from The Thunderbirds, she would become Claudia Schiffer-Brains. Claudia Shit for brains."
"""You should date black guys""..... How girls tell each other they're fat."