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Joke of the Day
"Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road? Because he was too chicken! Sorry."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it. *Heard this from my hubby last night."
"What should you NOT name your pet chicken? Robin, else he'll be robin the cock"
"I once lived opposite a slaughterhouse. The view from my bedroom was offal."
"Plans to move the Russian Embassy from its current location have had to be postponed. Because Donald Trump won't pull his head out of the new place."
"Did you hear about the Lawyer defending the public masturbater?.... He got him off."
"[Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights, mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe]"
"How do you fit 6 million Jews into a car? Send them to clown school."
"How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)"
"I bought some super sensitive condoms a few months ago and they won't stop crying because I don't use them."