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Joke of the Day
"If you're attacked by clowns... Go for the juggler."
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"My mother asked me today if I was more attracted to breasts or butts.. I told her to shut up and put her robe back on."
"When I see someone laughing to themselves in public, I love to imagine what they're thinking about, even though deep down I know: it's memes"
"Never murder a death metal singer slowly... They always let out blaring death growls."
"According to the law it's not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership."
"My girlfriend is half my size but takes up three quarters of the bed. If my math is correct, she's a bitch"
"Testicular cancer joke? Testicular Cancer Society: Hi there, did you receive our email? Me: No... why? Testicular Cancer Society: Maybe you should check your junk."
"What do you call a fat, smelly hermaphodite who gives blow jobs under the bridge for a nickel? Well, YOU call her mom."
"A nerdy sysadmin joke for today Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas? Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)"
"Australians don't have sex Australians mate."