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Joke of the Day
"What did the underweight onion say to the garlic? No more light bulb jokes!"
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"USA: ""Hey nachos, today's your big day!"" Nachos: ""What about Cinco de Mayo?"" USA: ""What'd you just say?"" Nachos: ""Nothing."""
"I like my coffee like I like my racist jokes... Made by someone else."
"Kids are like tornadoes They're neat to watch but you can't help but be scared when they head for your house"
"A painting was arrested... It cried out ""I've been framed! Don't hang me!"""
"[restaurant] *patpatpat* ME: you hear that? *patpatPATPAT* DATE: what the [penguin bolts out of kitchen with a fish] CHEF: SOMEBODY STOP HIM"
"How to write Icelandic: 1) Put a dictionary in a blender 2) Blend 3) Pour onto table. 4) Voila!"
"A termite walks into a pub And asks ""where's the bar tender?"""
"Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: A Rip Off"
"5 year old niece to me: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: Let's not rush things, OK?"