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Joke of the Day

"a priest, a rabbi, and a nun naked except for a rosary, all walk into a bar... the bartender says ""what is this, a joke?"""

"A Match Made in Heaven God grabbed a box of cigarettes and pulled one out. He put it in his mouth when he realized he had nothing to light it with."

"My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work... Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around."

"How do you know you're allergic to cats if you've never even tasted one?"

"Told this girl to text me when she got home.... I think she homeless. ----- I don't own this and I take no credit."

"How do all racist jokes start? *Scans over left shoulder, scans over right shoulder*"

"How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch? One of his fingers is clean"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face. #watersportsgate #goldenshower"

"Watching the end credits of a movie so you can take note of the producer & director and never ever watch anything else that they make "

"I still remember what my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket. ""I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"""