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Joke of the Day

"Fighting dumb people with irony is like throwing stones at tanks. You can do that, but you achieve nothing from it."

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"Apparently, when the Queen was at school, her strongest subject was the Gym teacher."
"What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons? Jose and Hose B."
"Poor Caitlyn Jenner. She missed Mothers Day & Fathers Day."
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"PRO TIP: Stall your execution by asking if the lethal injection chemicals are gluten-free."