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Joke of the Day

"PRO TIP: Stall your execution by asking if the lethal injection chemicals are gluten-free."

"What position makes the ugliest children? Ask your parents"

"Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel"

"Apple Store robbed The Apple Store in Regents Street, London, was robbed this morning. Police are appealing for an iWitness!"

"Found my first grey pubic hair last night. Just a shame it was in a kebab."

"Guys, if a girl just wants to ""be friends,"" then borrow $100 from her and never pay her back. Like a ""friend"" would."

"I don't know what to I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard."

"Have you heard of the Greek version of monopoly? It's called Monopopolous, and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everybody loses"

"Unless you are wearing live crocodiles on your feet that you have beaten into submission, I care not for your Crocs."

"What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol? A Broad Stroke..."