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Joke of the Day
"You are a sad, strange little man... That's what she said!"
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"Papa tomato, Mama tomato and little tomato, are walking down the street. little tomato is walking a little slow so pap walks up and says... ketchup."
"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 30 years."
"The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men..."
"SAE used to be jokingly called Somebody Anybody Everybody I guess they wanted to make it clear that wasn't true."
"Apparently someone in Detroit gets stabbed every 3 minutes. Poor bastard."
"Yeah, I carry a gun. You got to. You never know when some lunatic is going to come up and say ... ""you're fired."" (c) Dave Attell"
"As a Lesbian... I like my men like I like my coffee- nowhere near my vagina."
"Chromebooks."
"Marijuana was a big problem in Auschwitz. Jews would go there just to get baked."