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Joke of the Day

"do u know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do u know the muffin man that lives on d-d-d-d-d-d DROP THE BASS *club goes nuts*"

"PERSONALITY TEST: When you read an obit where someone passes away ""surrounded by family,"" do you picture murder, or suicide?"

"Are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?"

"Does anyone know how the lady reacted when Van Gogh gave her his ear? Was it positive? Cause I'm running out of ideas for gifts."

"Life is one long earthquake for those tiny dogs who are always shaking."

"Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? The Germans like shade"

"I like my women like I like my wine... 7 years old and locked up in a cellar"

"What is the difference between a human and a potato? Time"

"How do you reload a cardboard gun? With paper clips."

"Who built the round table? Sir cumference assisted by Sir cular Huehuehue"