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Joke of the Day

"A man with one leg shorter than the other visits the tower of Pisa. He says ""It looks fine to me."""

"What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw? A new jaw-key"

"Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy? Because they can't tell afib"

"Isn't it fun how many different shapes pasta can be? My wife left me last night."

"Me: Hey Mr. DJ, do you take requests? Dj: Yes. M: Excellent, can you turn it down a bit."

"Why is a bear brown? Because he crawls in his hole during winter."

"My friend told me he wanted to plant an orchard. I told him to grow a pear."

"How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert? Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu"

"Why did the hippie drown? He was too *far out*!"

"Whats the difference between My computer and Paul Walker? I give a Fuck when my computer crashes"