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Joke of the Day
"Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen."
Next Joke
"My midwife just sat me down and gently broke the news that I am simply plump and she has no reason to be here."
"Seven billion other people in the world and not one of them are naked in front of me right now. That just isn't right"
"what do you call a fat woman who has 28 men in bed with her each night? yo mama"
"It's crazy how my ex was so upset about losing me that he had to build a life with a new woman."
"[at gym] *spends 45 minutes untangling headphones *drops phone, squats to pick it up Phew! Good workout! *leaves"
"What is the slight difference between a fencer's club and r/jokes You'll see a lot of ripostes in the first one"
"Why was the violist standing outside the door? He didn't know when to come in"
"Son: ""Dad! I answered a question today in class that no-one else could answer!"" Dad: ""That's my boy! What was the question?"" Son: ""Who's farted"""
"I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over I won the custardy battle."