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Joke of the Day

"I'm 20 years old, and my SO is 9 months pregnant."

"My girlfriend told me that I never think for myself. How should I respond? Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD"

"A man didn't like his haircut But it started to grow on him"

"What's the difference between a soldier and a teacher? As a soldier, it is your job to kill people. As a teacher, it is your job to try very hard not to kill people."

"What subject did Dracula major in during college? AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere."

"I was bullied in high school by the X men. No, not the group of crime fighting mutants, but a bunch of transgender females who were better at sports than I was."

"My girlfriend wants to be in a long distance relationship, according to this restraining order."

"I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it. So I choose not to post it this time around Edit: Thanks for the 1000 upvotes this time guys! ( Edited when I only had 27)"

"What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do? 7-1"

"What do you call a baby born feet first? a c-section."