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Joke of the Day

"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"

"The bartender says... ""We don't serve tachyons here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."

"When are jousting tournaments most commonly held? Knight time"

"Why did the John leave the Brothel? He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)"

"Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard."

"[Jr. Biology class, girls in jumpsuits burst in] OK, who's ready for fun? We're The Photosynthesisters & we're gonna talk 2 U about PLANTS!"

"What do you call an avid gardener? Herb"

"Don't make fun of a fat man with a lisp. He is probably thick and tired of it"

"How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate? He already told you so."

"I'm not a gynechologist But I'll take a look"