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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an ESA engineer serving the comet lander? Philae Minion"
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"""Oh man, you've got stretched lobes and piercings? I've got stretched lobes and piercings, too!"" ""Sweet! We should hang out!"" - Ear buds"
"When you gaze into the abyss sometimes the abyss pats you gently on the hand and says she's just not that into you."
"When your kids become teenagers, it's important to have a dog So someone in the house is happy to see you."
"What is Chris Brown's new girlfriends' name? Beats Me"
"What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ballroom."
"When my husband gives me shit for taking too long to get ready, I remind him that you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams."
"My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree."
"While in my car I drove beneath an overpass that was getting some work done on it I was under construction."
"What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books."