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Joke of the Day
"The past, present and the future started fighting. It was in*tense*"
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"People say love is the best feeling in the world, but I think finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is better."
"I bought a new boomerang but it sucks, because i cannot throw my old one away."
"DIET TIP: You are what you eat. Do you really want to be celery? C'mon. Not even celery wants to be celery."
"So 3 mods and a user walk into a bar [deleted]"
"Little Johnny When I was a boy, I prayed, and prayed, for a bike but never got one. Then I realized that God don't work that way. So I stole a bike, then asked for forgiveness."
"""Were you in Paris on your vacation?"" ""I don't know my wife got the tickets."""
"When a squirrel runs on the road then turns around quickly is it because he thinks he left his little squirrel iron on?"
"Still looking both ways on one-way streets."
"Confucius on Sex Confucius say, ""It is good for boy to meet girl in park...but it is better for boy to park meat in girl."""