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Joke of the Day

"Little Johnny When I was a boy, I prayed, and prayed, for a bike but never got one. Then I realized that God don't work that way. So I stole a bike, then asked for forgiveness."

"You heard about the new Jewish designed car? It stops on a dime... & picks it up."

"What was the lonely chemist looking for? AgF"

"What do you call four drowning Mexicans? Cuatro cinco"

"#wordsofwisdom If it says, 'Do not try this at home' - go and visit a friend."

"GIRL: l'm tired of bad boys and their bs. I want a good boy, for a change. ME [clearly a golden retriever]: *turns to camera and winks*"

"its been a while since the last crazy frog cd. whats the holdup"

"Me: What kind of Dr. treats men who won't talk on the phone? GF: What? M: A Guy-no-call-ogist. GF: I'm killing u in ur sleep tonight."

"If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... If you end up with brown sticky fingers, you're doing it wrong."