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Joke of the Day
"How do mathematicians count x-men? Permutations."
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"What do you call an Asian boy with downs? Lo Mein. See you all in hell."
"*me loggin into twitter* I'll have to bypass their security system *types in password* bingo"
"I started studying Tai Chi, so I wouldn't recommend getting in a slow-motion fight with me..."
"How to make-out - 1. Hold her close 2. Kiss passionately 3. Don't mention the budget deficit or your father"
"I saw a fight between a group of Gay guys.... Blows were exchanged."
"Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so."
"What is a drug? A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper."
"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"Siri's on her period. she needs an iPad"