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Joke of the Day

"I have always hated shopping for clothes because my mom would always hit me alot with a coathanger as a child Then i was born"

"I was talking to Marcel Marceau the other day. You know what he said? Nothing he's dead"

"Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver."

"E-thugs. Because talking shit in person is dangerous."

"Snow White: Someday my prince will come Prince Charming: I swear this has never happened before"

"If guys were smart they would forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls buying frozen dinners and cat food."

"I think LGBT sounds too much like a sandwich."

"What's a golfer's favourite games console? A PS FOUR!"

"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right... But three rights make a left"

"You kids don't remember, but once there were sitcoms about something other than gay guys."