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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a slut that just took laxatives? DiWHOREea"

"""Excuse me, do you validate parking?"" I sure do, champ. *kisses your forehead* Your parking is second to none."

"I tried to catch fog today Mist"

"Woah! Brian Williams' fly is wide open! Newsflash."

"Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!"

"Finally Gay and Lesbian couples can get married... It's about time they were allowed to be as miserable as the rest of us."

"Did you hear the joke about the fast car? I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it."

"How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Lets go ride a bike!"

"I just searched google for 'Lost Medieval Servant Boy' ""Page Not Found"""

"Where do Muslims go on a weekend? To Mecca Bingo."