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Joke of the Day

"Where do Muslims go on a weekend? To Mecca Bingo."

"What kind of shoes do paedophiles wear? White vans Edit: when /u/Sninfessor beats your joke"

"*flips a quarter into jukebox from across room, jukebox spits it back at me, it goes down my throat, ""wake me up before you go-go"" plays*"

"Did you hear about the dispensary that was selling suppositories? It turns out they were just blowing smoke up everyone's ass."

"Listening to Jay-Z has literally taught me everything I know about whether or not a cop can legally search my car."

"My date didn't go as planned and now I don't know what to do with this kiddie pool full of nacho cheese."

"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."

"How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"Why was the composer late for work? He missed Debussy. I'll just leave."

"Im not saying I'm number one, uh sorry I lied I'm number one two three four and five."