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Joke of the Day

"Two of my mom's sisters moved to the Alaskan wilderness. it's a double aunt tundra"

"I knew someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K."

"why cant Ray Charles see his friends?? Because he's married."

"What do they call brassieres in Germany? Holdzemfromfloppen"

"Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek? Daniel Morcombe"

"I would make a joke about Mexicans But they already are one...."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just shoot the room for being dark."

"Therapist sighs, sets down glasses, rubs the bridge of his nose. ""For the last time, Christy, eating ham is not a life plan."""

"*adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms*"

"An Asian Keanu enters a room. Asian Keanu got angry. Asian Keanu Reeves."