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Joke of the Day

"I knew someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K."

"Your mom is so fat She's the trunk of the family tree"

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just Juan."

"The cops did a high-risk raid on a drug operation located at a barn I guess you could say it was a *high steak operation*"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"

"What does an engineer use for birth control? Their personality."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? Mmm- Fuck."

"Why was the picture acquitted of the charge for murder? Because it was framed."

"What did the duck say to the avacado? guac guac"

"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it."