200416

Joke of the Day

"Therapist sighs, sets down glasses, rubs the bridge of his nose. ""For the last time, Christy, eating ham is not a life plan."""

"I just saw some pictures of Ray Rice's wife for the first time... she's a real knock out."

"Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )"

"I tried to sign up to a website yesterday. I put in the password 'beefstew' But it said the password wasn't stroganoff."

"How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb? Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself."

"Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it."

"What did the baby corn say? what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn."

"fovorite irish jokes? how does an irish duck say hello... whats the quack? - this may be the worst irish joke ever... does anyone have an irish joke worse than this?"

"Just a reminder that parrots can talk."

"Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party? Ares."