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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ"
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"""You're odd"" she said. ""Not even"" I replied."
"""OK...that Trust Exercise didn't go exactly according to plan. Once we dispose of the bodies let's keep quiet about this...AS A TEAM!"""
"I suspected my marriage was in trouble when I'd meet my husband for dinner then we would both race home to make out with the babysitter."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, cops aren't afraid of the dark."
"What did the bad shock tell the good shock? I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world."
"This week, paleontologists discovered a blind dinosaur They named him Doyouthinkhesaurus"
"If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it."
"What do you call a young gold digger? A miner"
"What do you call an exceptional Mexican? Nacho average guy"