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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ"

"People who like shitty lite pop-rock are lucky. They get to hear their favorite music in department stores and at the dentist."

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

"I play the triangle in my local reggae band I just stand at the back and ting."

"Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms? Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen."

"""Did you guys see me get so mad I flipped a table?"" Yes Tony, we saw it. You're 46. You have to stop taking your skateboard to restaurants."

"What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"

"Mathematically speaking.. The average person is mean. :-)"

"Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."

"Wife: ""Take me to bed or lose me forever."" Husband: *Thinks about it for 45 minutes*"