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Joke of the Day
"Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand? She needs the other to moan."
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"*approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*"
"What do you call a happy Russian? Gladimir Putin!"
"You can't always get what you want, but if you cry loud enough you'll at least have the satisfaction of making everyone really uncomfortable"
"So a baby seal walks into a club... _"
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? A prostitute will stop screwing you after you're dead."
"You can lead a horse to water but only if you grew up on a farm or something."
"911: 911, what seems to be the emergency? Me: My nephew just hit the wall while running 911: Haha Me: Haha 911: Ok paramedics are on the way"
"A friend of mine is going to cosmetology school... I told her all the tests will be make-up exams."
"What's the only painful car rental company? Hertz."