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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a happy Russian? Gladimir Putin!"
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"Kim Kardarshian says she wants more babies so.. So Kim Kardarshian says she wants more babies ? Apparently their family will be like a complete compass. East, West, NORTH, South."
"They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks... But I didn't even try and mine's been playing dead for an hour!"
"Went to take out money from the ATM and hit Espanol by accident.It replied, 'Nice try, you don't get paid until all the onions are chopped'."
"Why would the jewish cannibal eat you? For-Skin"
"Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture"
"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..."
"Thinking about opening a restaurant for breast cancer survivors. It's called Hooter."
"I'm a professional click-baiter. AMA! What I did there....Did you see it?"
"Before I give a speech, I always tell myself I won't quote Linkin Park But in the end it doesn't even matter"