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Joke of the Day
"A group of crows plan a meet up... it was a premeditated murder."
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"Me: Hi. I can't take your call right now but please leave a message. CW: I'm standing right in front of yo... Me: BEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
"RIDDLER: What has-- BATMAN: A gazebo ROBIN: Matches RIDDLER: Let me finish- BM: A paperweight R: Dental floss RIDDLER: I hate you guys"
"I just bought an antique clock with missing hands. I think it's a timeless treasure."
"NO MORE READING! Yesterday I was reading this article in the newspaper about all the danger of alcohol. It scared the crap out of me!!! So that's it - from this day forward, NO MORE READING!"
"What's white, located in washington and has a president within it? Monica Lewinsky's teeth."
"How do you find an old man in the dark? It isn't hard."
"Axe came out with 2 new body sprays. I'm having a hard time deciding between ""My mom is picking me up at 8:30"" and ""Can I touch your bra"""
"What do you call a mexican barber? El Chapo"
"Someone knocked on my door and asked if I wanted to donate to the organization for children with no hands. I started clapping."