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Joke of the Day

"A group of crows plan a meet up... it was a premeditated murder."

"Today, I was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'. Then I considered 'revenge is sweet'. I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream."

"There's going to be a Fast and Furious cameo on Walking Dead Paul, walker"

"I tried to become a proctologist but it was a real pain in the ass."

"Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris called it quits. But I am looking forward to her next album devoted to the break-up called 'Calvin and Sobs'."

"""Hey, did you get a haircut today?"" ""No, I got all of them cut."""

"It is estimated that 1 Million people plan to gather at Times Square to watch the ball drop while looking down at their phones."

"What is the definition of ""trust?"" Two cannibals giving each other head."

"Things Women Over 30 Should Never Wear 1. exploding glove 2. ham sandwich 3. flaming fireplace 4. Dead bird helmet 6. shark eggs"

"My dad keeps trying to teach us... My dad keeps trying to teach us about our partially Eskimo heritage, but I don't care. I'm just not Inuit."