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Joke of the Day
"Why did Liberace like playing the piano? Because he sucked on the organ."
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"I'm surprised they didn't make an all-female Ghost Busters sooner... Busting ghosts at three quarters on the dollar? What a savings!"
"If you watch Jeopardy backwards... ... it becomes a show where people pay money to ask questions."
"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."
"What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? ""Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"""
"Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases."
"How do you confuse a heterosexual person? Eleven"
"A Russian guy goes for an eye test The doctor tells him to read the following : MHXYHDGUGNKAZ. Then the Russian says,""Read this? I even know that guy, he is my cousin's friend."
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"Did you hear about the terrible kidnapping? Yeah. He woke up. :)"