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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?"

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"Hubs proposed to me with a really cool flash mob and a medley of Nirvana hits. JK. He was like, ""I wanna marry you."" And I was like, ""K."""
"What do going down on a girl and talking to the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"Ferguson joke. Too soon? Black guy walks into a bar in Ferguson. Says to the bartender, ""Give me a Michael Brown."" Bartender says ""Ok. Put up your hands."" the gave him six shots."
"Don't have phone sex... ...you might get hearing aids."
"So... There was a kidnapping at my school... But don't worry-- he woke up."
"Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics? Because they never have any sandwiches."
"My wife got a seashell tattoo on her thigh. When you put your ear on it you can smell the ocean."
"What's attractive in a prostitute ? The Price. Own creation if anyone asks."
"""I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back."" ----people in wheelchairs probably"