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Joke of the Day

"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good with numbers and those who are not."

"What's a pirates favorite thing to knit? Scaaaaaarrves"

"What does ABC stand for? American dyslexia association."

"I had a chat with my ex-girlfriend last night. He's doing really well."

"How do blind people know their ass is clean after they poop? One bark means clean, two means dirty."

"I'm gonna make a porn of midgets working at a burger place I'll call it ""Quarter Pounder"""

"Drank enough whiskey to talk the husband into a Titanic reenactment. He's laying in the snow and I won't share the picnic table with him."

"How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport from millions illegal immigrants? By conducting a **Juan on Juan** meeting with every Juan of them."

"How can you tell if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"I keep trying to think of the unit for frequency... It hertz my head."