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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
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"So a seal walks into a club..."
"What's Charles Dickens's middle name? Deep"
"""What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?"" They're hiring."
"How can Rihanna tell when Chris Brown's cheating on her? The brand of makeup on his knuckle isn't hers."
"I respected tiger sharks a lot more after I realized how many hurdles tigers and sharks had to overcome to breed with each other."
"What do you call a virgin redneck? An orphan"
"First rule of brown girl club: Don't wear pink & white striped shirts; you'll look like Neopolitan ice cream."
"New Reality Show: America's Next Top Proctologist. You only advance to the next round if you get two thumbs up."
"I once asked my friend why he only had a step ladder. He told me ""I don't know, I never knew my real ladder."""