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Joke of the Day

"A patient comes to a doctor and says: ""Doctor, I think I'm a moth."" ""Well, you'd better go to psychiatrist. Because I'm a dentist."" ""Yeah, but you had the light on."""

"Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver."

"Fill in the blank: Friends are like_____ mine is ""Friends are like trees, if you hit them with an axe they fall over."""

"What do you call the prequel to The Purge? The Binge"

"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney"

"My wife's fanny smells like roses.. But rose's is tighter."

"What did the bee call his military mission? ""Operation pollination"""

"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it on one side"

"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body."

"Today my boss fondled my genitals! Being self-employed is great."