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Joke of the Day

"Remember--the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance, lack of talent, and general personality."

"I can't remember my Password i can remember my Password being ""Mypenis"" but it keeps telling me that my password is too short :("

"Change is hard. I mean, have you ever tried to bend a quarter?"

"What's the difference between r/circlejerk and r/The_Donald? No really. What is it?"

"If JFK could see the state of this country... It would blow his mind."

"What do you call a shy rapper? Lil' Confidence"

"What do you call a one-night stand? A humpty-dumpty!"

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'"

"When comparing men to women, you'll notice there's a vas deferens between the two."

"What are those small bumps around women's nipples? It's Braille for ""Suck Here"""