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Joke of the Day

"A worm crawled out from a plate of spaghetti and exclaimed... ""Man, that was one hell of a gangbang!"""

"A fish that goes against the current Dies electrocuted"

"I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution."

"GOD: let's make an armored raccoon that turns into a bowling ball ANGEL: but why wou- GOD: and we'll call it an armadillo for some reason"

"I want to start a show about businesses in my neighborhood called, ""HOW IS IT STILL OPEN??!"""

"Finally, you get a cab. The driver is a golden retriever. You hop in and hope for the best"

"Sometimes I wonder if the ghost in my house thinks he's being haunted by some angry, naked, drunk guy."

"Happy 30th birthday Super Mario Bros. To celebrate, I'm going to eat mushrooms, punch a brick wall & set a turtle on fire."

"After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team.... ...decided not to abbreviate their name"

"And on the sixth day, God created man first so that he could enjoy a few minutes on Earth without saying the wrong thing to a woman."