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Joke of the Day
"I hate those Russian dolls They're so full of themselves."
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"a sociologist finally solved the mystery of why men tend to die earlier than their respective wives they want to."
"I wish todays youth had to endure the humiliation of having your dad pick up the landline phone and start dialing while you're talking on it"
"Sensible dad: I'd like to buy 3 'fleeks' & 7 'swags' for my son. ""Sir this is Urban Outfitters"" Do you have any 'baes'? ""Please leave"""
"""Mommy, mommy, I don't wanna see grandma!"" ""Shut up and keep digging!"""
"Light beer is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water"
"So a hunter walks in to a bar and says, ""Bear with me""."
"Difference between inlaw and vultures What is the difference between in-law and vultures? - Vultures attack first, when you are dead. edit: In-law mean's ''Girlfriend/boyfriend's mother''"
"I had an artist put a tattoo of an asshole put over my asshole. That way I can say, ""Are you referring to me or my tattoo?"""
"Me: you can't just be pretty. You have to be smart too! 8: But mom, you're pretty. Me: Awe thank......wait what?"