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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bike fall down? It was two tired"
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"I went to a large bookstore ... ... and asked the lady at the counter, where the self-help section was. She said if she would tell me, it would defeat the very purpose of it."
"Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun."
"What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"You know all those things that ""Have been shown to cause cancer in the state of California""? Seems they prove the state of California causes cancer."
"If you ever need someone to look like a complete idiot in your photographs, I'm your guy."
"Freud was wrong, I have no desire to sleep with my mom I'd bang the shit out of my aunt, though."
"I don't know why people dislike roman Numerals. I, for one, like them."
"A recent study shows that Twitter users don't give a fuck in excess of 30 times a day."
"[first date] HER: You smell so good. What are you wearing? ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy."