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Joke of the Day
"Why did the miner feel so low? He was in a deep depression."
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"How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you"
"This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club. I was a bit confused, seeing how I'd never met herbivore."
"My drivers license says I'm an organ donor, but jokes on them because I own a piano."
"A man walks into a bar... ...with a gun, and shouts, ""Who fucked my wife, I'm gonna kill him!"" Another man at the bar turns around and says ""You ain't got enough bullets mate!"""
"Why are there no gay suicide bombers? They can find millions of virgins just by going on Reddit."
"And now the most difficult task known to man: Quickly boarding a plane, stowing your carry-on, and sitting the fuck down."
"what did the egg say to the boiling water? i dont know how long its going to take me to get hard i just got laid by a chick"
"People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 30 feet below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with blacks is a fking genius!"
"A priest owned a haberdashery..... ...he was a man of the cloth."