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Joke of the Day

"Why did the miner feel so low? He was in a deep depression."

"Where do Zika babies come from? A guy trying to get a little head."

"Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana."

"What's an elephant's most sexual organ? It's foot. Because if it stands on you you're fucked."

"A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who reply to a text message with a phone call"

"If you have a dog grooming business and it's not called ""Doggie Style"" then something is wrong with you."

"Why do priests have lots of kids? They always use the holy condoms."

"I'm suprised that there aren't more fat lesbians... All they ever talk about is eating out."

"I saw Denzel Washington on the street today. I said ""Hey Denzel! Can I get a picture with you?"" And he's all like ""I'm not Denzel Washington you racist piece of shit."" Classic Denzel."

"""Mum! Dad's got his cock in the biscuit barrel!"" ""Don't worry, he's just fucking crackers."""